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š± āTHE RESULTS ARE INā¦ā Sharra & Larry Take Brooke for a Pregnancy Test⦠But The Doctorās Words Leave Everyone SHOCKED šš
INT. DOCTORāS OFFICE ā LATE AFTERNOON
The waiting room is painfully quiet except for the ticking clock on the wall. Brooke sits frozen in her chair, nervously twisting the sleeve of her hoodie. Larry paces near the vending machine while Sharra watches Brooke carefully, trying to stay calm.
LARRY:
Brooke⦠you okay?
BROOKE:
Do I look okay?
SHARRA:
Hey. Breathe. Weāre just waiting for the doctor.
BROOKE:
Thatās the problem. I hate waiting. Every second feels like a year.
Larry stops pacing.
LARRY:
Maybe it wonāt even be bad news. Maybe we all stressed for nothing.
BROOKE:
Larry, I literally threw up three mornings in a row.
LARRY:
People throw up all the time!
BROOKE:
At 6AM? After smelling toast?!
SHARRA:
ā¦Okay yeah, that part is suspicious.
Brooke groans and covers her face.
BROOKE:
I canāt believe this is happening.
LARRY:
We donāt even know if anything is happening yet.
BROOKE:
Thatās somehow worse.
A nurse opens the door.
NURSE:
Brooke? The doctor will see you now.
Brooke slowly stands. Her knees almost buckle.
SHARRA:
Whoaāeasy.
LARRY:
I got you.
The three walk into the exam room.
INT. EXAM ROOM ā MOMENTS LATER
Brooke sits on the examination table. Larry leans against the wall, arms crossed tightly. Sharra sits beside Brooke.
BROOKE:
I feel sick.
LARRY:
Probably nerves.
BROOKE:
Or a baby.
LARRY:
BROOKE.
Sharra tries not to laugh.
SHARRA:
Not helping.
Thereās a knock.
DOCTOR MILLER enters, holding a tablet.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Good afternoon, Brooke.
BROOKE:
Hiā¦
DOCTOR MILLER:
I know waiting can be stressful. Iāve reviewed your test results.
Instant silence.
Larry straightens up immediately.
LARRY:
Okay⦠and?
The doctor looks at Brooke seriously.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Before I explain, I want everyone to stay calm.
SHARRA:
Oh my God.
BROOKE:
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
DOCTOR MILLER:
Brookeā
BROOKE:
Just tell me!
The doctor pauses.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Your pregnancy test came back⦠positive.
Dead silence.
Larryās jaw drops open.
LARRY:
ā¦WHAT?!
Brooke stares blankly.
BROOKE:
No.
SHARRA:
Brookeā¦
BROOKE:
No no no no noā
She starts panicking.
BROOKE:
I canāt be pregnant.
LARRY:
Okay wait wait WAITā
BROOKE:
THIS CANNOT BE REAL!
SHARRA:
Breathe. Breathe first.
BROOKE:
How am I supposed to BREATHE?!
Larry runs his hands through his hair.
LARRY:
This is insaneā¦
BROOKE:
Iām literally gonna faint.
The doctor raises a hand.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Please listen carefully. Thereās more.
Everyone freezes.
SHARRA:
More�
DOCTOR MILLER:
The hormone levels were unusually high, so we performed an ultrasound.
LARRY:
ā¦Okay?
DOCTOR MILLER:
And the ultrasound revealed something unexpected.
Brooke looks terrified.
BROOKE:
Unexpected HOW?!
The doctor turns the tablet toward them.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Brooke⦠youāre not just having one baby.
Larry blinks.
LARRY:
ā¦No.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Youāre having twins.
Absolute chaos.
BROOKE:
TWINS?!?!
LARRY:
TWOOOOOOO?!!
SHARRA:
OH MY GOD!!
Brooke starts crying instantly.
BROOKE:
I canāt even handle ONE!
LARRY:
TWO BABIES?! AT THE SAME TIME?!
SHARRA:
This is actually insane.
BROOKE:
IāM TOO YOUNG TO BUY DOUBLE STROLLERS!!
Larry collapses dramatically into a chair.
LARRY:
I need water.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Actuallyā¦
Everyone looks back at him.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Thereās still one more thing.
LARRY:
NO. Absolutely not. No more things.
BROOKE:
Please donāt say triplets.
SHARRA:
I swear if you say triplets Iām leaving.
The doctor takes a slow breath.
DOCTOR MILLER:
The ultrasound also showed that one of the babies appears smaller than expected.
The room changes instantly.
BROOKE:
ā¦What?
DOCTOR MILLER:
It may be nothing serious. But weāll need more testing to make sure both babies are healthy.
Brookeās face falls.
BROOKE:
So somethingās wrong?
DOCTOR MILLER:
Not necessarily. Sometimes twins develop differently early on. But we want to monitor closely.
Larryās panic disappears immediately. He moves beside Brooke.
LARRY:
Hey. Hey, look at me.
Brookeās eyes fill with tears.
BROOKE:
Iām scared.
LARRY:
I know.
BROOKE:
What if something happens?
LARRY:
Then we deal with it together.
Sharra grabs Brookeās hand.
SHARRA:
You are not alone in this. Got it?
Brooke nods slowly.
BROOKE:
I didnāt think my life would change this fast.
DOCTOR MILLER:
That feeling is completely normal.
LARRY:
Twinsā¦
He shakes his head in disbelief.
LARRY:
I still canāt process that.
SHARRA:
Honestly neither can I.
BROOKE:
I came in here expecting maybe antibiotics or something.
LARRY:
Instead you unlocked the secret bonus level.
Brooke laughs through tears.
BROOKE:
This is so messed up.
DOCTOR MILLER:
I know today feels overwhelming, but you have support. That matters more than you realize.
Brooke looks at Larry and Sharra.
BROOKE:
You guys really staying?
SHARRA:
Obviously.
LARRY:
You think weāre letting you survive this alone?
Brooke finally smiles a little.
BROOKE:
Okay⦠okay.
DOCTOR MILLER:
Weāll schedule another scan next week. For now, try to rest and avoid stress.
LARRY:
Too late for that.
Even the doctor chuckles softly.
INT. HOSPITAL PARKING LOT ā SUNSET
The three walk slowly toward the car in stunned silence.
LARRY:
Soā¦
BROOKE:
Donāt.
LARRY:
I was just gonna say⦠twins is kinda legendary.
BROOKE:
Larry.
SHARRA:
Heās coping through comedy.
LARRY:
Exactly.
Brooke suddenly stops walking.
BROOKE:
Wait.
SHARRA:
What?
BROOKE:
We have to tell our families.
All three stare at each other in horror.
LARRY:
ā¦I take it back. THIS is the scary part.
Sharra bursts out laughing.
SHARRA:
Oh, we are SO doomed.*