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š± āDonāt Let Larry Know⦠Destiny Secretly Contacts Someone š Brookeās Situation Gets Out of Controlā
[Scene Opens ā Late Night at Brookeās Apartment]
(Brooke is pacing back and forth while Destiny sits on the couch scrolling through her phone nervously.)
Brooke:
Iām serious, Destiny⦠if Larry finds out, everything is DONE.
Destiny:
Girl, calm down. Youāre acting like the FBI is outside.
Brooke:
Because you donāt understand how Larry gets! He already thinks everybodyās against him.
Destiny:
Okay but somebody had to say something. Brooke⦠your lights are literally about to get cut off.
Brooke:
Lower your voice!
Destiny:
Nobodyās here.
Brooke:
You never know with Larry. He pops up outta nowhere like a jump scare.
(Phone vibrates loudly.)
Brooke:
Whoās that?!
Destiny:
Relax! Itās just Keisha.
Brooke:
Why is Keisha texting you this late?
Destiny:
Because she asked how you were doing.
Brooke:
You told her?!
Destiny:
Not everything.
Brooke:
DESTINY.
Destiny:
I only said you were stressed.
Brooke:
That girl cannot keep a secret. By tomorrow morning the entire city gonna think Iām homeless.
Destiny:
Well technicallyā
Brooke:
DONāT finish that sentence.
[Meanwhile ā Outside the Apartment Building]
(Larry is sitting in his car eating fries suspiciously.)
Larry:
Something aināt right. Brooke been acting weird all week.
(Larry notices Destinyās car.)
Larry:
And why Destiny over here at midnight?
(He narrows his eyes.)
Larry:
Nah⦠they hiding something.
[Back Inside]
Brooke:
Promise me you didnāt call Marcus.
(Destiny goes silent.)
Brooke:
ā¦Destiny.
Destiny:
Okay before you get madā
Brooke:
YOU CALLED MARCUS?!
Destiny:
I needed help!
Brooke:
Marcus tells EVERYTHING to Larry!
Destiny:
Not if he promised not to.
Brooke:
That man cannot even keep his own passwords secret.
(Knock at the door.)
Brooke:
OH MY GOD.
Destiny:
Maybe itās Uber Eats.
Brooke:
We didnāt order food!
(Another knock. Louder.)
Larry (outside):
Brooke? Why your car here but you not answering?
Destiny:
See? SEE?! I told you he sensed fear.
Brooke:
Turn the lights off!
(Destiny turns off lights. Silence.)
Larry:
ā¦Yāall really think Iām stupid?
[5 Minutes Later]
(Both crouched on floor whispering.)
Destiny:
My leg asleep.
Brooke:
Shhh!
Destiny:
I think he left.
(Phone suddenly rings at MAX volume.)
šµ āWHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MEāā
Brooke:
DESTINY!!
Larry (outside):
I KNOW YāALL IN THERE.
[Door Suddenly Unlocks]
Brooke:
WAIT HOW DID HEā
Larry enters holding spare key
Larry:
So THIS what we doing now?
Destiny:
Before you get loudā
Larry:
Iām calm.
Brooke:
You got crazy eyes right now.
Larry:
Why was Marcus calling me asking if you needed money?
(Brooke slowly turns toward Destiny.)
Destiny:
ā¦Surprise?
Brooke:
I trusted you.
Destiny:
Girl you had three noodles left in that cabinet!
Larry:
Hold on. What exactly is going on?
(Awkward silence.)
Brooke:
I lost my job two weeks ago.
Larry:
ā¦What?
Brooke:
I didnāt wanna tell anybody.
Larry:
Brooke, why would you hide that?
Brooke:
Because every time something bad happens, you act like itās the end of the world!
Larry:
That is NOT true.
Destiny:
Last month you cried because Burger King forgot your nuggets.
Larry:
Those were my comfort nuggets.
[Tension Builds]
Larry:
So yāall been lying to me this whole time?
Brooke:
I was embarrassed!
Destiny:
And honestly, things escalated QUICK.
Larry:
What does that mean?
Destiny:
ā¦Her car got repossessed yesterday.
Brooke:
DESTINY!!
Larry:
YOUR CAR GOT TAKEN?!
Brooke:
It was temporary!
Larry:
BROOKE.
Destiny:
And the landlord emailed sayingā
Brooke:
STOP HELPING.
[Suddenly Another Knock at the Door]
Everyone freezes
Voice Outside:
Maintenance!
Brooke whispers:
If thatās rent-related Iām jumping out the window.
(Destiny peeks through blinds.)
Destiny:
Waitā¦
Brooke:
What?
Destiny:
Why Marcus with maintenance?
Larry:
MARCUS HERE TOO?!
[Door Opens Again]
Marcus:
Before everybody starts yellingā
Larry:
Too late.
Marcus:
āI found Brooke a job interview tomorrow.
(Silence.)
Brooke:
ā¦What?
Marcus:
My cousinās hiring. Good pay too.
Destiny:
See?! I told you calling him was smart.
Larry:
Hold on⦠so nobody was plotting?
Destiny:
No. We were trying to help her.
Larry:
Then why yāall acting like criminals?
Brooke:
Because YOU make everything dramatic!
Larry:
Me dramatic?!
(Everyone stares at him.)
Larry:
ā¦Okay maybe a little.
[Suddenly Brookeās Phone Buzzes]
Brooke checks phone and gasps
Destiny:
What now?!
Brooke:
The landlord just said if I pay half tonight, I can stay.
Larry:
Thatās good right?
Brooke:
I donāt HAVE half tonight!
(Larry slowly reaches into pocket.)
Larry:
I got you.
Brooke:
Seriously?
Larry:
Yeah. But you owe me emotionally for stressing me out.
Destiny:
Awww.
Marcus:
This was kinda wholesome.
(Another loud knock interrupts them.)
Voice Outside:
BROOKE, OPEN UP. ITāS TIFFANY.
Brooke:
ā¦Why Tiffany sound angry?
Destiny slowly backs away:
Because she saw Keishaās Facebook post.
Brooke:
WHAT POST?!
Destiny:
ā¦Remember when I said I only told Keisha a little?
[Final Funny Moment]
(Larry opens pizza box.)
Larry:
Who ate all the wings?!
(Everyone slowly looks at Destiny.)
Destiny with full mouth:
ā¦What?
Larry:
YOU ATE FIFTEEN WINGS?!
Destiny:
Stress eating is real.
Brooke laughing hard for first time:
See? THIS is why I canāt stay mad at yāall.
(Camera slowly zooms out as everyone laughs and argues over pizza.)